Renaissance2K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Battlefield III]

BLAARGH! I AM DEAD!

Fast, full of surprises, and just plain awesome. I love the guy who got nailed with three grenades near the end.

This movie is more proof that there's no such thing as too much carnage.

[Being Cloned would suck]

If it weren't for Jesus...

...this movie would totally suck.
But now, at least it only partially sucks.

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

Laughter brings the tears...

Ok, for the squeamish or the uncommonly religious, this movie is a first-class front-row ticket straight to Hell on a crotch rocket.

For anyone else, this is one of the funniest movies on the site. And it's 10 times better than Happy Tree Friends. Happy Tree Friends looks like The Martha Stewart Show compared to this.

Absolutely hilarious. Disgusting, but hilarious.

[StumpOff!: "The Matrix"]

Watch the others...

I don't think this is as bad as everyone says. I just think the problem is that nobody understands these characters and can appreciate the inside humor that Robb used in the movie.

And yes, it is a movie, contrary to what some people think...

Anyone who's checked out the Stumpoff! home page (http://stumpoff.dewm.net) and watches the old episode will return to this one and laugh hysterically. I wish they were on Newgrounds, too. It's pretty funny stuff, especially the later ones.

[end soap box]

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

Oscar-worthy

This is truly, truly impressive stuff. There's 10000 Mario spoofs online, but none of them are as great as this one.

Your graphics are simply perfect. They mimic the SNES sprites perfectly, and I'm amazed at how expressive you made the sprites. The sad moons in the background of the funeral are priceless.

It's a terrific premise. This is, like, the Death of Superman in Mario-form. I could feel my throat tighten up as I watched it. The Titanic music may seem a little cheesy, but you have to admit... it fits perfectly.

I can't wait for the conclusion. Keep up the good work.