Renaissance2K's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[COKEHEAD]

Not bad

It was well done, but I didn't really find it all that fun. Must be a crack addict thing.

[Adventures of Butt v0.1]

Crap, on so many levels

Bad graphics. Most annoying music EVER. Stupid gameplay. Ridiculously buggy. What's the point? "Oh, wow, it's got POOP in it! WHOOPDEEFRICKENDOO!"

[Metal Slug Rampage]

Half-baked

Good graphics, great idea, and extra points for the nostalgia factor. But the whole game just doesn't click. I lose life for no reason sometimes, and I can kill enemies before they even come on screen.

[Guardian Angel]

3M?

I guess it's pretty good. I would have liked something non-mouse controlled, and the fact that she doesn't stop moving is a pain. But it's still fun. Sorta.

I'm just pissed at all the shameless 3M advertising they included.

[Alien Hominid]

Smooth... like buttah

Very challenging. Very smooth. Very... berry. :)

Overall, it's a great game with terrific animation and a sweet style. Keep up the good work.

[the skullkid]

Extra points for intestines

Great idea, and great animation. Love how there's a variety between one level to the next. But the game is way too short, way WAY too easy, and way too slow.

But extra points for the way the boss dies in the end.

[Defend Your Castle (Full)]

In the words of Stalin...

One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

The game and its premise are fun to begin with, but it does get tiresome after a while. I can tell you tried to spice things up by including the special units, but it took me a very long time to figure out how to use them.

Still, it's good. And the later levels are really freakin' frantic. Can't wait for the sequel.

[World Domination]

WHY ISN'T IT FREE?

You cruel, cruel person... You give the world a game with awesome graphics, amazing gameplay, and that's horribly addicting, and then you charge us for it.

You're as bad as George W. Bash.

*goes back to play some more*

God, I love this game...

[Clock Legends]

Not bad, but not perfect

This is a great game, but - contrary to what the dude on the front page says - it's not exactly the best Flash platformer ever.

Your controls are awesome. The graphics are awesome. The strawberry clock is so adorable, it makes my baby sister laugh. But the game itself isn't that great.

It's nice to play a difficult platformer for once, but this is a bit too frustrating. For one thing, the Saiyan button should be something other than an arrow key. It makes moving way too difficult. Additionally, jumping from platform to platform is infuriating because you never have a good gauge of where your character is relative to the collision detection fields.

Great music, though. Don't get me wrong. The game is still a lot of fun.